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"As always it's been knocked out of the park! Comfortable and a conversation starter! Thank you!"
Love Armed American
"Big hit at the factory just like most shirts I have gotten from you guys over the year's keep it up"
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"It's not too heavy. It's not too light. Nice bright color to wear around the warehouse. Fits perfect."
"Great quality my opinion light material for working out in the heat and hilarious get alot of laughs from my coworkers"
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"Like every other shirt I've purchased. It's good shit. Pretty sure I've bought more than 30 so far."
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"I remember this from my childhood and when I saw the shirt I just knew I had to have it. It is always good for a couple laughs"
My friends love these!
"I enjoy wearing clothes on the job sites that get people talking and laughing. I don't like the same old boring. These shirts allow me to express my fun crazy side."
GREAT FIT!
"I wore this the day I fired our remodeling contractor, it was very fitting"
AMAZING WORK TS!
"I buy these shirts for my son who works at a corn cob company. He loves them! He says they fit well, are comfortable and hold up well to hard work. All the funny sayings just make them that much better!"